I really like the theory .vs. practice quote - it's what I use at work in the phone tool!
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
If you are creating your own RSS feed by continually scraping your own HTML, you really need to fire your entire IT staff
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